<goat> they're getting hitched next friday.
<goat> it's all to soon.
<goat> i was gonna dress up in a tux and be his bestman.
<goat> now my dreams are shattered
why are they shattered?
just go get a tux
it doesn't take a month to get one
<goat> he's going to the courthouse.
so go with
wear a tux, pat him on the back a lot and pass out cigars
<goat> i think theyre just gonna go and getting done with.
how boring
<goat> thats what i said.
<goat> i told him that wedding were not for the couple but for the
<goat> rest of us.
<goat> it's their sacred duty to entertain us with a gauche spectacle
seriously
what is a wedding without drunken mayhem or at least a trip to vegas
or a family fight
or an america's funniest home videos submission
<goat> exactly.
<goat> even though i plan never to wed, i atleast enjoy a good
<goat> drunken entertaining wedding