oh and strike me dead now but i want to see tomb raider
<ducks>
oh my good god
<daktari> that girl is hot
i'm so scared
why do people want me to dance in their dance pieces
<daktari> she has big lips
ME?
<--
do i have a sign on me that says, i am comfortable with myself, i like to 
dance in tight clothing!
<daktari> do you have big lips
<egg> cuz yr cute
yes, i guess i do have big lips
but still
<egg> shes got luscious breasts
shhhh
if you are going to rehearsals for someone's piece that they are 
choreographing, what do you wear?
egg, you went to mills, help me
<egg> hahah
i do not own a pair of shoes with rubber soles
only leather
<egg> wear tight fitting but comfortable clothing
so like an old pair of levi's?
<egg> do you have any slippers or anything
no
i have wingtips and old sixties style boots and oh, i have creepers but i 
dont think that'll work
<egg> um
<egg> you dont have any like black leggings do you
nope
<egg> cant you borrow something from sis
oh yeah
i forgot that she was home
<egg> some kind of unitard
UNITARD!
<runs screaming>
<egg> bitches who wear unitards