<_p> i have a computer named tinkerbell i have a tampon named tinkerbell <_p> like, brand? <_p> or just a pet name? pet name i name all my tampons <_p> i'd hope you'd be on a first-name basis with anything you <_p> shove up there. i store staplers and paper clips up there too, but i don't name them <_p> cavernous uterus <_p> remind me never to borrow office supplies from you. i store them in the channel, not the uterus <_p> the things girls go through for lack of pockets.