all my exes are in texas i love that song texASS i want to be a texan and have guns hey, do you want to go to the shooting range to shoot guns with me? and protect my property BANG BANG and curse the government that's my new plan i'm curious about the shooting range sure okay texans are weird while i was there, everywhere i looked there was a molesting oil baron STARING at my delicate parts hm maybe i could move to texas and be a molesting oil baron they seem like the inversed image of californians, with pointy boots being in texas reminded me that i'm 5'6" heh wear a big hat, steve it reminded me that i'm a big old FAGOLA yeah me too fagatha texans are fun yes, they are fagatha christy novels? i love texASS which, i think, means that i have problems mmm... ass. deep seated ones. they were all shocked at the interracial couple in our midst i could see the word "faggot" darting at me whenever i'd get stares er seeded deep seeded that's it, right? deep seated means they are lodged way up my butt! seated, i think seated seated exactly the mental image I had, way to go! in texas you just have to be drunk enough to pretend not to remember (fraternity style) the college frats seemed to do that alot, you'd get beaten up for being openly gay, but then they'd get drunk and have "butt chugs" etc "butt chugs" ? pardon? whass a butt chug? ok at least i'm not the only naive one :) hee is that like a beer bong from the butt? one guy drinks beer thats been poured over anothers butt, funny thing is I'm gay, and it still doesn't seem real appealing :) that makes no sense at all but i have seen the drunk frat circle jerk kind of thing hmmm. and i'm beery, and ass beer just don't sound right why the need to drink from a butt I didn't see it myself, was just told about it by someone who witnessed it i sometimes run a beer down my own butt, collect it in a bucket, and drink it in the end, who benefits? it was at the politicians rich kids fraternity the drinker or the drinkee this way egg, i get the benefits of both drinker and drinkee :) i could sorta see it puddling up on the parinaeum, if your balls were placed just so *runs out for bud* that sounds like something strippers do, but they pour it on the front benefits which are too subtle and profound to be described in chat