<egg> we have to send lulu a singing telegram
hi
<egg> i want to go down there for her special day but what will i do
<egg> with her?
<egg> taker her to disneyland?
when is her special day?
<egg> drive her around and get her drunk?
get her laid
buy her shoes
<egg> i dont even know who her friends are, if any
<egg> she doesnt care for clothing
<egg> she is the least vain person i know
strap her naked to the rental car?
if she really doesn't care
<egg> HA