smoking is so yucky don't do it mmmmm yeah it sucks but MMMM kinda like assfucking mmm what? it stinks! i guess assfucking won't kill you though unless... assfucking is a tender act of love well nevermind! awww kind of like assfucking!? not at all like that, actually smoking isnt really very much like assfucking. well ok i just wanted to liven up the conversation you know fabulous assfucking certainly isn't what private investigators do to look non-chalant while they observe you hmm i better rethink my tactics then hahahaaha ert now ert, doesn't it really depend on the setting? I mean if EVERYONE around is assfucking, then it could work. right what if you were smoking instead of assfucking at an assfuck party? you would be totally obvious yes! eveyone would go "ooh i bet she's a private eye" my point being that smoking is really the only activity above suspicion if you are wanting to be lurking around somewhere for no obvious reason I think "private dick" would be more appropriate