hello. hi my name is liver. liver :) im egg i truly hate being alive today well, now that we've gotten that out of the way, what's shakin? oh, well, being alive is mostly ok i think. my motorized ass do you really have a motorized robotic ass? i've always wanted one of those. i'd drive it around all over town. it eats batteries like crazy i need a diesel ass. DIESEL ASS! TURBO DIESEL ASS! *belches smoke* *rumbles like a racecar* turbo and diesel are two things i look for in a nice ass. i think there should be rollover bars on most appliances like, i just want rollover bars on my toaster oven i hate eveyrhting list the things you hate start at whatever is sitting closest to you this orange juice thsi stupid plastic bowl barbie my coworker smile goddamnit! james my boss the asshole across teh way the carpet the windowless interior the dying plant my own filth i dont hate you guys though so i wont subject you to this suuure