i was like one of those little bobble-headed dash board ornaments? i wear women like adornments got yall scornin me cuz i gets more play than ricky and beats harder than tricky ricky schroeder? sure! got yall lookin at your ring de-coders to unlock what i'm spittin and the unmapped parts of your brain i'm hittin tappin your feet to the beats i'm kickin stand back, because i'm rippin new holes i got a 68 dodge that rolls right over sucka emcees cruisin through your hood blastin CDs droppin bombs on your front lawn like a dog, doin it wrong keepin it raw oiling my jaw and after i get my teeth capped i unwind in my limosine spa and cruise to interscope rekkids cause snoop dogg wants me to check it and make sure it's off the hook nugga, i wrote the book stealin rhymes like a crook and huanting you like a ghost cuz i'm the white boy with the most and i gots too much flave to behave if you see BMG, tell a cat to shave! rockin the mountain man style like when i first met swinney try to take some of his, and you aint gettin any growing facial hair like a farmer but, he's just such a charmer gots ladies in line wrapped around his big toe like twine reachin all the way to palestine it should be a crime *jumps off stage* hi looks like a swinney i don't subject the general public to my wack rhymes your rhymes are funny just YOU