From jem@rs-erections.com Sun Sep  2 17:38:28 2001
Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2000 12:41:22 -0800 (PST)
From: "sarah@rs-erections.com" <jem@rs-erections.com>
To: Sarah <jem@rs-erections.com>

You live in a Shack.
    You're married to nikki.
    You drive a 1970 el camino.
    Your car is the color purple.
    You live in the state denial.
    Your honeymoon is calexico.
    Your occupation is a crime novelist.
    You have this many kids: 0 (0 male; 0 female).

but you are not:
You're not married to toast.
    Your car is not the color black.
    Your honeymoon is not mexicali.
    You don't live in a Mansion.
    Your car is not the color orange.
    You don't have this many kids: 17.
    Your honeymoon is not rapid city, sd.
    You don't live in the state confusion.
    You don't drive a cooper mini.
    You don't live in the state hilarity.
    You don't live in a Apartment.
    Your occupation is not a photographer.
    Your occupation is not a mechanic.
    You're not married to texas.
    You don't live in a House.
    You don't drive a 1965 el camino.
    You don't have this many kids: 1.