dance magazine has a mission statement? why wouldn't they? i like the idea of a dance magazine run by a tire slashing juvenile delinquent well i'm an art director now, bitch, bend over "to show as many girls in leotards as possible" exactly bitches who wear unitards skinny bitches vegetarian bitches By producing as many pictorial layouts of sullen, short-haired, vaguely-gothy ballerinas as possible, our mission is to provide secret secret masturbation material for young lesbians world-wide, in the guise of a respectable art magazine that all high school libraries will stock you say that like its a bad thing now we're talkin i should have you bitches write my copy that can be your secret mission statement, agent simon replace sullen and vaguely gothy with blonds in tight jeans and heels