i've eaten 16 mangoes at one sitting. bullshit! no 16 mandoes are about as big as your entire torso hahaha mangoes davel saw me and his roommate julian it was a free for all. mango orgy julian ate like 24 yeah it was big fucking mess. people were grabbing mangoes left and right you can't tell whose mango was whose it was horrible mango on the wall, mango in my ear did you stand up at the end, all sticky and confused, wonder how you ever let yourself get so out of control? that happens to me quite often i begged mother for forgiveness again i was going to ask you not to bring your mother into this oh maaan but then i found myself wondering whether i should ask if she's cute first so many inappropriate responses so little time