slimin' simon
by lulu


02001-10-05
                                                                    
oh simon oh simon, you excite my hymen
if you were a grapefruit, i'd slice you open
and squeeze you over my chicken ramen.
if you were a donkey all dressed in maroon
i'd ride you like a drunken whore and laugh like a baboon.
oh simon oh simon, you're the fun at my park
and when you talk, you sound like a naughty lark
most days i'm no good to even an elephant
but when i see you, i can't help being nothing but a lousy sycophant.