my head is so far up my ass today
save me, someone
<austin> oh nice
<egg> justin said to get a calendar or he doesnt EVER wanna hang out
<egg> with me AGAIN
<austin> sims30000
justin is a butt smacker
tell him to suck it
<austin> what kind a of a sissy uses callendars?
<egg> <insert babyish voice cracking>
<austin> no shit
<austin> suckit
<egg> "detail my penis"
"SUCK IT"
[=Topic=] egg changed the topic to ""SUCK IT""
yes
i say this with a particular brand of chola accent
<egg> right on
<egg> sisterhood is powerful
<austin> i think that topic should actually read, "Justin Hall: SUCK
<austin> IT"
and the image in my head is my friend's chola cousin standing up in class
and putting her hands in front of her parts in a V shape and moving them back
and forth and yelling "SUCK IT"
<egg> fanny pack wearin punk muthafucka
[=Topic=] egg changed the topic to "Justin Hall:"SUCK IT""
FANNY PACK
dude
<egg> dude hes gone off the deep end
how can you realistically fantasize about someone in a fanny pack
how does he get laid?
i question
<egg> le and i were just speculating about this. we dont know.
i am SKEERT
<egg> i think the girls dont speak english that well, and theyre
<egg> from other countries where fashion is slower
<flyinj> so you're saying that I should lose the fanny pack?
yeah
does it have a skull on it? or a BLACK WIDOW?
bwahahahahhahahaha
<flyinj> it gets me the crazy poontang in the ukraine
heehee
<egg> if it did, that might be a fanny pack worth keepin
lots and lots o 'tang
<flyinj> areyou mocking Szomoru?
yes
<flyinj> do not taunt szomoru
tell yourself to SUCK IT, dude
<flyinj> have you seen my page yet simon?
yes
<flyinj> ah good.
<egg> ive been thinking that my ideal fashion item would be a vest
<egg> with all sorts of pockets though, for cameras and checkbooks
<egg> and things
oh my god
you are a PHOTOGRAPHER
i think i might have to reevaluate our friendship now
<egg> oh oh oh touch me
<egg> ooooooh take my picture
i'm golden
joanne's taunts make me feel funny in my panties
<flyinj> you're not another photobigot are you
<egg> cleveland sounds charming darling
<egg> but california is just WICKED
i take pictures, dude.
that is my "art practice" hahahahahhaha
<egg> jesse had his time with her
oh?
<egg> she ripped him 90 assholes
i bet
did he leak like a motherfucker
<flyinj> who?
<egg> because he said he wasnt attracted to asians
oh fuck
<flyinj> oh yeah
<egg> my favorite topic!!
[=Topic=] egg changed the topic to "bamboo fever"
<flyinj> I've never had someone so angry that I wouldn't have sex with
<flyinj> them in my life