como esta, little pal
<daktari> i'm 5'3"
<egg> what does that mean
<daktari> it means i'm little
i'm little too
<daktari> how little are you
5'2"
we should start a club
a gang of fierce tinys
rrar!
oooh!
that reminds me of the best joke i heard last night
so this pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel in front of 
his pants. and the bartender says hey how come you have a steering wheel 
in front of your pants. and the pirate says (in pirate accent, please): 
arrr, it's drivin me nuts!
bwahahahhahahahahaha
<daktari> tee hee
<daktari> i like the part where he goes 'arrrg'
me too!
i've become obsessed wtih pirate jokes
as of yesterday
<egg> wow
<egg> pirates were a theme in my life when tim was here
<egg> arrgh matey
<egg> he is very good at it
heh
<egg> is it clear?
<egg> yeah its crystal!
<egg> hes a mission
<egg> mission irresistable
was is das?
<egg> today is DAy 14 of me quitting smoking
wow
<egg> i wish i were dead
oh honey pie
today is day 63 of me wanting to quit my job
<egg> my life is over
<egg> why dont i just get married
<egg> or something like that
eek
don't do it
<egg> hahah
<egg> ive decided that i should bring my bathing suit to work every
<egg> day
rad
do it
<egg> just in case i get laild off
heehee
then we go to my parents' pool/hottub thing
<egg> YES
<egg> ive been thinking of getting a car
i've been thinking of selling a couple cars
but who knows
i need to get on top of my financial situation which is going down the 
tubes
<egg> oh my god i think im in love with joanne
really, egg?
<egg> she left a voice mail that is just a roofies song
<daktari> she left me voice mail too
<egg> the one thats like "its not your birthday or your bar mitsfah
<daktari> at 3.40 in the morning
there is something about joanne that makes me want to curl up on her back 
and take a nap
i don't know what it is
<daktari> im going to listen to it